Makeover Jitters

Today is the day that the TV crew comes to film us in our closet. I'm completely panicked, and considering a trip to the second-hand store to add some hideous and vulgar items of clothing. I don't have a fabulous wardrobe (or anything close), but I'm worried that everything inside my closet is boring and regular, as I JUST gave away all of the tacky and garish items I owned, most of which were purchased in Asian street markets and plastered in improperly spelled and incomprehensible English phrases, which I delight in. Yesterday, our good friends came for a barbeque, and they said our clothes are too normal and well-fitting to make for a good 'before' picture on TV. Aren't makeover shows only interesting if the people look awful before and fantastic after?!?! It's a beautiful spring day, and I'm happy.